The woman was violated by one among those men.Because is too black, the woman could not distinguish to violate her man.After a week, the woman went to police station to accuse that man.Police:Is you how can anyone know it he that shout?Woman:I see him go to sex out-patient service a week later.
A spool of joke brocade gathers your sex of chapter 2397 living happy?
Is all some teacher to ask one married man:Your sex lives happy?
Answer Yue:Is very happy!
Lawyer:That why do you want to divorce with your wife??
Man:My sex life does my wife what matter?!….
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2398 to have a guilty conscience
There are a rightness of little husband and wife, ** there is a habit, the wife always likes to ask a husband:"Come in how much?"
This night, the small pair again turns over cloud to reply rain, can the Qiao come to a thief, be usually climbing in house, just explored successful in career, hear the wife asking:"Come in how much?"
The husband answers:"Just came in a ."
The thief listenned to very frightened and had already wished to discover me?Not ability?Again immediately after go toward in climb.
The wife asks again:"Come in how much?"
The husband answers:"Come in a half."
The thief listenned to descend on jumping and how can saw me?Not ability?Waited a short while to saw to have no action, again immediately after go toward in climb.
The wife asks again:"Come in how much?"
The husband answers:"All come in!"
The wife asks again:"Get not get ah?"
The man answers:"Get!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2399 man body ascend as well three treasures
The northeast of China has three treasures:1, ginseng;2, sable;3, black pull grass
On the body of the man as well three treasures:1, sausage;2, hard boiled egg;3, a heap of grass
Cabled T.V. also three treasures:1, rainbow;2, the star is clever;3, new east treasure
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2400 modern female
The some female says to the mother before matrimony:"mama!Have a matter me to want to ask you"."!I knew what you have to ask".The mother says:"you will face this problem tomorrow, you should know that the man's body structure is different from the woman first, so"."Mama, I early know how**".The daughter interrupts her mother's words to say:"I just want to ask the method of Fotiaoqiang, this vegetables".
The text chapter 2401~2450 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:03:23 chapter word numbers:12784
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 2401 village teacher's assistant
The teacher's assistant of Tsun 1 is stutter.Public lesson on the some day, get a student to read the text"day …… day …… Japanese devil entered village", the student shines on to read "day …… day …… Japanese devil entered village".The teacher who side listens to lesson smiled.This teacher is greatly hasty, to student's way:"No matter I Zha day, you the quasi- day is once".
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2402 reading
A rightness of husband and wife of newly married Yans Ers, 2 people all allow to teach in a primary school of some county.Some day, the Sir is on business last teacher Qiao study meeting, have a class for two weeks.Because he extremely remembers fondly a newly married wife and then fax a letter to beloved she:I am in my OOO, you are in my OXO,Beats By Dr Dre Solo.The wife saw 100 think to don't understand, she has to the teachers who ask the flanks as her reading:
Teacher language:I at my circle turn, you at my turn fork turn ……the boy fair teach also.
Social teacher:I am here like well, you are in my quality O.K. ……minority of undesirable elements.
Teacher mathematics:I at here zero zero zero, you are over there zero multiply by zero ……have no solution.
Teacher English:I am in my OOO, you are in my OXO ……the new product grow imported spirits.
Teacher chemistry:I at my oxygen oxygen oxygen, you are in my oxygen not oxygen ……right answer!
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 2403 is black-and-white today
The words say small hair lower part brigade empress of the first-time holiday, he a person alone fools around park, is worrying about how beat deliver this endless and boring day but a moment;Shape demon the beautiful girl of the Jiao come over here to strike up a conversation.2 people chat pretty much a speculation and finally decide to open up room secretly talk.After the event should the beautiful girl wrapped 5,000 red envelopes to the small hair.Accept after leave return to camp, the affairs of the small hair gets about a while whole connect department, everyone Qin Xian not already!!After the roll call late, the small hair is made the company commander room plead the whole detail, don't dare to have a little bit reservation.Second sky noon, the company commander then appears in the park.In a little while, the beautiful girl appears and comes over here to strike up a conversation with company commander again.The result of end, then like the manuscript a day ago, 2 people mutually recruit guest house to open up another a room to grow again to talk.After the event, the beautiful girl wrapped 1,005 red envelopes to the company commander.If the company commander is very not great to counter-question:"we connected yesterday of little soldier, you gave he 5,000, today I an open company commander resist to drive to lead the army personally, you give 1,005. isn't me" beautiful girl seals him with the smiling face that the fan kills a person and lightly say:"Yesterday was colorful, what you clapped was black-and-white today"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2404 flea dialogue
A flea wiped the flea hand flea feet full suntan lotion, is lying on the Miami sea beach to take a sunbathe.
But for all that, he is still a nasal discharge direct current, red Zhao eyes, the tooth cold tremor makes to ring.
His friend-a old flea pass by from the side, see this kind of situation and be full of to sympathetic towardly inquire about:Oscar, you how Mo?"
I come of time, car of changing of a bicycle knight, I hide in his beard and blow a this place all the way, can freeze me bad."
I come to teach you a recruit."The old flea says "while wanting next time, you stewardess' retiring room for airport, lie prone the toilet of in the bathroom up. etc. stewardess to sit a toilet, take advantage of an opportunity to hide in her hair, so can have a warm delectation of then car, understand?"
A month Hou, the old flea arrives sea beach to enjoy sun bath, and then meets Oscar, but he looks ratio last time miserably.
I shine on to say of make."Oscar explanation way"I arrived stewardess' retiring room and perfectly ascended a stewardess.
Indeed as expected and very warmth is comfortable, so I imperceptibly slept Zhao."
However Hou?"
However Hou once I wake up, but discover that oneself got to that bicycle knight's beard again up."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2405 super living six foetuses
An old man has six virgins, there is no son during a lifetime.But after big virgin get married, a foetus is again a virgin.The old man isn't happy, don't want virgin to living two foetuses.The virgin says:"If check out be dismissed how to do?"The old man says:"You say that the kid is your dad."
Two viviparous after coming down, account to give birth to a staff to come a survey, old man all Lans past.Account to give birth to a staff to know inside story, persuade old man don't want to shelter sons and daughters.The old man insisted that the kid is own.Accounting to give birth to a staff is helpless, had to descend for old man super living six foetus penal sum notification.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2406 to shrink a tortoise
Old arrives on the gamble in Subic Bay of Philippines and wins USD 600 along with the tourist group, he happily seeks a call girl to the happiness for a while and be them to do finished after, old generously and generously pays her USD 100.The call girl excitedly says:"!The stick was deeply!You really make and encore good?This time rabbit fee.""Is true?Too good!"Hence, old again invigorates spirit, each other enjoys again fine of once."You really too ability, beg you to encore!I pay your USD 100 this time."The girl requests a way.Once old listen to, want to invigorate spirit to encore, what then the desire flaps tired, lookinging at oneself that is useless thing soft tinkling of mourn where.He helplessly says:"Useless thing, pay fierce matchless, rich earn but be like to shrink a tortoise."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2407 Liu Mou to marry in Marchary for Manchu Dynasty
Liu Mou in Manchu Dynasty marries March, don't and wife together bed, the bride is unwilling to only guard to get empty
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