More heavy
On the first, one the female urinate in the toilet and discovers a man peeping and frighten of seek a mother, mother great anger, say:"Discard!Return to, whom put together.".Hence the daughter presses mother's saying to seek to peep, in a short while, happy but return, say to the mother:"Just I put together with him, he makes me extruding the blood'there', but what he harmed is more heavy, been thick by what I extruded."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2480 nose and mouth
A father of child likes to speak a thick words very much, afterwards his child asks him a daddy:"Father what is an egg, what is force?"He the feeling is hasty all of a sudden of under the circumstance answer indiscriminately:"The nose is to force, the mouth is an egg".Afterwards one day his daddy take him to have a meal, he sees a grain of rice on his daddy's nose, he speaks father there is a grain of rice on your egg, a Ms. Wei of the flank cachinnation get up, that child speaks the daddy see that aunt smile force to open all!!!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2481 stock market Huang Qing
The bottom again and again oscillates today, Gao Wei sprungs, and double the milk vibrate, the Yi has a big hand secretly operation, suggest nine shallow a deep, whole line hold out for long time, sincerely defend to excessively excite one Xie like pillar, anticipating soon will attain a high tide!!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2482 to encore
Is sweet and the young female teacher lives always very careful, she in response to an athletics teacher-she the person's invitation of equal Qing Mu, arrive the outskirts ride a horse, soon, they the rest in a tree of a piece of by the lake, she some kind of flounders for processing and oneself's conscience after, is finally athletics, teacher accepts defeat ……
After the happy short moment of 2 people fish water, the female teacher sobs to say:If my student knows that I did two crime, I had what face see them again?
Is two?The man captivation ground asks a way.
Yes!The female teacher puts on the tears of fixing attention on the Cape, you still want to come once, be not?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2483 young lady to have a miscarriage
One young lady does to have a miscarriage, the doctor intentionally makes very painful.The young lady says:"Pain cans not stand."The doctor says:"Can not stand, must also be subjected to.Who call the time that you are pleasurable not."
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 2484 will definitely be my
A boy sees a good-looking young lady in the bar, owner in the bar tells that boy, that is finally a prostitute boy in the past asked her by hand, a charge how much 100(U.S. dollar) young ladies say.Did you go crazy, the hatchet man gun wants 100 dollars, do you see the Ferrari sports car of outside the young lady say.That is what I help the person the hatchet man gun to earn come, and is the boy that pays by cash to buy, this absolutely well worth trying boy hesitantly says all of a sudden, all right.After being finished, the boy has never felt such pleasant sensation and Be worth paying 100 dollars.On the second day, the boy requests to use mouth 500 Ms. Yuans to say.Exaggerated too much, did you go crazy see the 12 F, Block 1 of outside two outsides in the street several-storied building the young lady say.That is what I earn with the mouth come, same of, is also the boy bought with the cash hesitant of for a while, the all right boy says.After being finished, boy really of satisfaction, on the way, the boy still almost faints a Xuan two on alternate days, the boy is in the bar again run into the young lady's Gan frailty formally to a boy request.The young lady says: you first come out a young lady with me by hand 1, see group of islands in Manhattan?Can't, that is really your boy to have a little not to believe.The young lady said: if I have that kind of the thing can and man**, that group of islands will definitely be my
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2485 widow
The secretary visits Lu mountain and sees five Fengs continues, cloud steams Xia Wei, Cang loose Cui cypress, waterfall shot the brook is very a grand view.Wish:This is in those early years he old man's house to lead of place, hence the fascination thrived and tended step forward, the desire sings a hymn 1.Its madam but see he rush toward 1**, loudly call a way:"Come back, the chronic ailment has already made again, and then been in heat."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2486 moan
One day teacher's teaching livings, motherland, party, society, the people is what mean.But the kid didn't understand and went home him to ask father,
Father says that your grandmother is a motherland, your daddy is a party, your mama is society, you are people, but the kid still don't understand, the kid thinks, think, till evening, he cried, he discovers that grandmother is going to bed, but father at adopted mother's mama, mother and then in the moan, he and then is crying, he in the homework originally up write:In the soundly asleep, the motherland's party is rushing through a society, the society is in the moan, and the people are weeping over.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2487 to play trumpet
A young female judge is taking up a **case
Female judge:ask you to describe the then circumstance cautiously for a while.
Victim:the suspect invades my in home and threatens me to strip naked with the knife at that time, and requested me to play trumpet for him
Female judge:does that make the trumpet that the case is used??BE what appearance of trumpet??
Victim:trumpet H'm that trumpet female judge:will make the trumpet that the case is used to present to come up!
Victim:
Judicial police:
Suspect:??(Can't?)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2488 high tide
Silk Talin(Soviets) slices an ear(England) with Sa at**, but silk Talin is very quick impotence, hence the Sa slices an ear one face to unhappily say:"You the high tide of social idea have been already passed by!"Despise ground in silk Talin answers:"So your capitalism had no high tide any further!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2489 a, two, three, four, five
Words said to have a girl employee to give° the document of company a lane to thro, drive the manager call room Xun words
Manager:you say how Mo to I and I Hou noodles do those two male secretaries compensate offense?
The girl employee hopes to watch from a distance old manager and Hou noodles two sex maniac secretaries
Girl employee:I knew however, a most for person can come to five times
The Wu is a pitiful employee to strip nude clothes, lie on the office desk, sees a secretary climb to in his body a, two, three, four, five he soon obtain his guerdon
Connected down the second secretary to ride up 1~2~3~4~5 have much of the obtaining of regulation the report?
Connect down, sees a manager ride up very veteranly
1234, 2234, 3234, 4234
Change a posture, encore, 1234....
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2490 women general assembly in world to convene in China
In 1997,Beats By Dr Dre Studio, the women general assembly in world convenes in China, general assembly chairman Chen Mu Hua manages
Meeting, when the meeting starts chairman Chen walks chairman's set and says towards attending meeting a representative:"Next
Noodles, I declare, the list of general assembly addresser:
Vietnam represents a sound in Ruan, (is soft medium hard)
Japan represents Wei Kun first from the son, (is single to have son first)
Korea represents plain Chang Ji(Piao prostitute),
Romania represents a database inside Ba Li, (pick your pants)
China represents building private Qin.(the sexual intercourse is frequently)"
Arrive meeting the Hua Hua applause.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the Shu in chapter 2491 legendary Emperor Huang's building extremely profound mystery
In legendary Emperor Huang's building Shu extremely profound mystery.He once resisted 300 females but became immortal.Posterity usage for adopt the Shu of war.One old man widely gathers wife Qie, day and night belligerence, who know repeatedly fought and lost, hence harmed falsely the disease of Lao, also hard support strong the war isn't only.Finally invited a doctor to come to make a diagnosis and treatment, the doctor said:"Your kidney annoys greatly and falsely, the essence has already used to spare no effort."Be good friends with to repair so much, the old man says;"Do not know that I still have already had no brains?"The doctor says:"Although the marrow was used up, brains still at."The old man listenned to very happy to say:"It is surprisingly me to still have brains.Excuse me, the Sir is enough this brains, also fight several rounds."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2492 two high beautiful legs
He that vision that desire , between resting and recuperating of numerous myriad shapeseses member, caughted her high beautiful figure.
She wore a tight hoop on the body of"super
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