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Husband:"Wife!Celebrated the New Year you are how old?"
Wife:"Ask this stem?I differ with your age 4 years old, calculate calculate don't you ownly know?"
Husband:"Alas!You think I am interested in your age!I am only the age that forgot me!"
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The wife complains a work at a customer of department store, after one fine day and husband fights, husband for the sake of the speech return to do well and then row complain row or column at the customer.His turn, he talks quietly in her ear and invites her to go out to have a meal in the evening, the power is Xie Zui.The wife smells speech, immediately noodles dew smiling face, and kissed him for a while.After husband leaves, row at he behind of the man walk to come forward to say:"My complain and his similar."
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Mary and husband's hero mus together call on a mother-in-law.The mother-in-law starts to recall 50 while chatting about year ago grand occasion for her to get married, and the matrimony gift collecting as treasure many in the last yearses always take out to let them see.
"It is really fantastic."Mary says that" I also received many gifts while getting married, can leave hero Mu just now."
The text chapter 4250 conjugal love is mysterious/there is still salt in home/to think nimble
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There are a couple in the some city be chosen for the whole city model husband and wife.They each other cans has been intimately communicating and have never been already argued.Hence city women the association conference invite this to the husband and wife, and invite a wife first to discuss "husband and wife affectionate secret",Cheap Beats By Dre.
Ashamedly the wife uprising says:"I have an engagement with husband, in case of we at the time that each other had nothing to say, I smiled a number'1, 2, 3, 4, 5', he connected'6, 7, 8, 9, 10'.
Thus, we are very quick and then will find out the topic that to say."
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The doctor tasted to taste soup and asked a way while having a meal:
"There is still salt in home?"
Certainly have, "wife says, " I go to and go fetch for you."
"Need not, dear.Do I think that you put all salts in the soup."
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"Cold War" of a rightness of husband and wife, very displeased.The husband is softhearted, at have supper
Of time, see a wife Ou spirit not to eat, hence was hurriedly prosperous rice to give wife
Son, and easily play trick to say:"You have this rice, just emollient spirit and
I fight!"Wife's instant answer:"Had this rice, we noisy
Don't get up."
The text chapter 4251 responds intelligent/such reason/sleep attic
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There is a man although the double eyes become blind,his wife buys clothes,
He always means an opinion.Two of him's hand in hand sits together and listen to the salesclerk describing
The style, color of clothes.After salesclerk introduced a few sets, he will suddenly say:
"Being that set of had better."Wonderful is the clothes that he chooses about always the wife is the most pleased
It is happy.
"You where learn to come good skill?"The clothing store owner once asked
He, "how can't choose wrong?"
"This isn't difficult", he answers a way;"She likes which clothes, I
Can discover from her pulse flutter."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A:"You put forward and your husband divorce and have what reason?"
B:"He doesn't love me, didn't even put the whole hearts all on me."
A:"You can say concretely at 1:00?"
B:"That he said to buy two catties of pears for me, can he unexpectedly and stealthily gives
His mama sends to 1."
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The husband complained:"The kid is too many, 1 for a year, let people can not stand!
Since today, I sleep attic."
The "if this is effectively true, " wife happily says that"I also take pleasure in moving
Arrive attic up to sleep.
The text chapter 4252 makes believe becomes reality/the turn put on Cape/misunderstanding
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A:"It is said that you divorced with Mr. Chen, is be not?"
B:"Yes, I am surprisingly him is so cruel."
A:"Hear, the divorce is what you put forward to come, is be not?"
B:"Is ah ……" she cans not control feelings ground to weep aloud a way, "I have never thought, he immediately agreed."
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The some gentleman never likes that the outsider knows his cuckoldry age.One day, be he walks into a greeting card monopoly store of time, he asks a salesclerk:"Do you have to get married a lover Christmas New Year birthday to be in remembrance of card to sell?"
"We have a birthday card, get married card, Valentine's card, Christmas card here,
New Year greeting card, but have no you want of that kind of what ……"the some gentleman hurriedly explain:"Is such, next Tuesday is my wife to get married behind ten anniversaries the second Christmas after the eighth Valentine's Days empress of the fourth New Year empress of the 21th birthday."
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Wife since the beauty salon came out, the housewife about 40 years old becomes a beautiful young lady a while, the whole body aroma inherits a person.After going home, her asking is drinking of husband:"Is dear, am I beautiful?"The husband is on impulse, come forward to embrace her tightly, the low voice says:"Is dear, taking advantage o my that son hasn't come back ……"
The text chapter 4253 is where worked hard/both give attention to both/count extremely number
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A some stateowned jewelry store, the every first time purchases ° from the store the customer of jewelry, the storekeepers all want to leave the his name, address, so that they write a letter to thank.Someone says for the store's letter in reply:"Thank your to thank letter.The unfortunate letter is torn open by my wife, I buy of the turn is Ms. secretary who sends to me.Can for my generation buy 1 rightness was once used of wedding ring?"
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Mary goes to a clothing store and chooses wedding dress.The salesgirl asks her:"Have you ever got married before?"
"Not, why do you ask like this?"
", Is such, if a women once got married, pressed the this placed customs and then should wear the purple, if is single, should wear white."
", That picks white to inset purple full dress for me."
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The wife of "is dear, please such as actually tell me, " newly married asks a husband,
"Before getting married with me, you once had a few women
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